one brother other

one brother being a drug dealer;the other brother being a drug user.

my one brother uses, and the other deals.

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tocame los huevos

the translation for this is literally, you touch my eggs and has nothing to do with your balls

I don't think there is an appropriate use of this phrase...

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donkey dick

someone who is the penis of a donkey.

yo, you are such a donkey dick.

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confukled

something or someone that's confused, weary, worn out or an idiot

this contract has me confukled... i can't read this crap, what does that mean that filing for bankruptcy in paragraph 4 i must work as an elvis impersonator???! or "yeah he's really confukled, wish he'd stop drinking and go away!"

special person club member

the biggest morons who join this club are lena and laura. only special people can join.

you should be a special person club member cause you look like a moron.

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cadiwampus

something that's not right, strange, ass backwards, crooked.

wow i really think that tree's cadiwampus dude.... either that or you are.

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clit on

when the female of the species has an erection, stimulated, aroused.

wow my wife sure gets a clit on when george clooney's on the t.v. or wow man i've got such a clit on, i must JILL OFF NOW!

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