love wand

a dick used for making love

he put his love wand deep inside me.

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Transmortified

To have died, of shock, in someone else's body.

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Flat ball

A toy that you can pressed into a frisbee, than after a random amount of time, turns into a ball.

Greatest invention ever.

'Oh man, my Flat ball is on the roof.'

"Don't worry, it'll roll off."

15👍 9👎