Syrian Torpedo

A very large dildo, usually black and sometimes spiked, fired from a RPG towards an enemy's anus.

Guy 1: Have you seen the new porn coming out of the middle-east?
Guy 2: Yeah, they are always giving someone a Syrian Torpedo.

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The lone missionary

A sad depressing way of masturbation, in which a male is generally crying from loneliness, and is acting like he is in the conventional missionary position but using his hand instead of having a female present.

Man 1: Hey I just saw Ben, he is looking pretty depressed.
Man 2: Yeah I know, I guess he finally realized he is going to die alone and does is the lone missionary.

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