Wei Xuan

Wei Xuan is an incomprehensible lovecraftian eldritch monstrosity with an undefined height. His height is so incomprehensible that even the closest approximation is undefined. Any and all attempts made to understand what the fuck his height is drives people insane.

A Wei Xuan never stops showing off his perfect pitch. YES, WE GET IT, THE F IS A LITTLE FLAT. SHUT UP.

But the monstrosity of a Wei Xuan only grows when you see how he walks. Simply put, he is a walking disaster. To put is nicely, he is a fucking tornado on steroids. People in wheelchairs will miraculously stand up just to make him stop walking.

And obviously, Do not the cat.

Jokes aside, a Wei Xuan is also an incredibly talented individual who never fails to attract and bring joy to those around him.

Wei Xuan is so fucking weird it loops right around to being cool.