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A phone sex pimp is a unemployed man who convinces his girlfriend who he lives with to do phone sex to earn money for paying his court costs and fines. The money is also used to buy his beer and cigerettes and cable.
Phone sex pimp: Woman get your ass out of bed and get on the telephone and make me some money!
Woman: Do it your self you lazy no good bum! I'll cut your balls off and then your voice will be high!
(As she gets up anyway to answer the calls.)
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A teenage romance is when two teens fall madly in love and after just a week of dating the girl thinks he loves her and they have sexual intercourse. The very next morning at school the girl is snubbed by her boyfriend and everyone else. From this point on everyone calls the girl a whore to her face and her ex boyfriend gains popularity and gets a new girlfriend. About a month later when the girl tells her mom she thinks she is pregnant her mom tells her she has ruined her life just like the mom did when she got pregnant with her.
Girl: I slept with him and now everyone calls me a dirty whore! My life is ruined!
Sister: Get over it sis you had a teenage romance just like mom did when she had you.
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A pre-wrecked car is the ideal first car for a teenage boy, to be bought by his parents for his graduation. Since it has been demolished and nearly totaled it will be very safe for him to drive until he can afford a real car. Nobody will want to even drive close to him because they will think he is a dangerous driver just from the look of the car.
When Zit's parents presented him with his Pre-wrecked Car, Zit said :"I will not be caught dead driving that thing", to which his parents answered:"Exactly, you will not be dead in this car since it does not go over 35 miles an hour, another good feature of a "pre-wrecked car". His parents also added :"nobody will get close to this car, only a brand spanking new one is targeted for accidents".
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a poontang partner is a woman's lesbian partner
Guy: Why were you kissing that woman?
Woman: Well, when I found out she was a single lesbian like me, I asked her to be my girlfriend. She said yes and now she is my poontang partner!