myspace

the world's number one source of stalkers

guy: hey
girl: hi
guy: remember me from myspace?
girl: um, no
guy: really? we were really close.
girl: oh, ok. then you remember my dad's job?
guy: uhh...no.
girl: oh really, because i remember you were FASCINATED by it.
guy: oh really? what does he do?
girl: he works for the FBI and catching online predators
-GUY HAS SIGNED OFF-

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