C

Programming language for real, real men.
If you use Java, Javascript, C#, C++, or Python / If you don't use brainfuck or assembly, you can not be a C programmer. However, some exceptions are passed every now and then, those wishing to escape from their high-level-programming pasts have slim chances to becoming a chad C programmer.

"Hey man, do you use C?"
"Fuck yeah man!"
"Let s goooooooo!"