(N) An expression used to describe a situation where one feels whore-like or skanky. Can replace the common expression "help" in many circumstances.
Slutmergency! I woke up to someone and I don't remember going to bed with them!
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"He's so hot, I can't help but hop on his sexy self! Slutmergency!!"
best person ever that gave April her account for 2 months and disabled her dc acc
omg Jing has got into her dream school!