burgeraly

The act of stealing food from someone's car/premises.

- Tyler was a victim of a burgeraly recently. A bunch of stoners broke into his yard and stole a rack of ribs that he was barbecuing.

- Maya was dismayed to find that her caramel frappucino was missing from her car's cupholder when she got back from shopping. She was a victim of a burgeraly.

burgeral

One who is adept at commiting a burgeraly. This person is so good, he/she can steal frood from your hands without noticing.

(You come back from the restroom to find some of your food is missing. )
You: Dammit, who's been eating my fries?
(Everyone at the table points to Jake)
You: Wow, Jake. You are such a burgeral.

burgeralize

To steal someone's food.

- That dude burgeralized Brandon's cheeseburger when Brandon went to get drinks.

- Bro #1: Man, I got burgeralized last night after the party.

Bro #2: What happened?

Bro #1: Some scumbag went through my freezer and stole all the chicken and hamburger patties.

Bro#2: Bummer.

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