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Karen

Middle aged white female who could not have conceivably been a child. She was instead generated by an algorithm to come and fuck with society.

Her three kids are very important to her so she's locked them in a time loop. They are always 5, 8 and 11 years old.

She speaks on behalf of the neighbourhood even if it's not hers, takes offence against people using 'her' sidewalk, says it's wasting public resources.

Always stands up for other people but only if they're white and speak English.

She is a master of all crafts despite her pea sized intellect. Managers fear her because she cannot be reasoned with.

America depends on Karen.

Karen-ing or being Karen signify a similar behaviour.

'OK, Karen!'
'She went all Karen on me'
'Go off Karen!'
'Can I speak to the manager? - Are you pulling a Karen on me?'

by lobalator May 19, 2020

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