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When your cock is in a woman, but there is no movement between the man or woman.
-Dude did you bust?
--No, it was a Still Cock In
9π 1π
When you get a handjob with no lubrication.
-How was last night with Karen?
--It was awesome until she gave me a dick burn!
12π 1π
When a stripper thinks you're very attractive, and is willing to blow you for free.
Dude I went to the strip club and got a free blow from Janet! I feel like a boss!
28π 1π
Receiving a hand job while watching the film Cool Hand Luke.
-Dude how was movie night with Janelle?
--It was sweet, especially when I got a Cool Hand Luke Job!
6π 2π
To have sex instead of hitting up the gym.
Babe, I don't feel like driving to the gym. Wanna Sexercise instead?
64π 13π
Dude I've had to poop so bad, I spent the last hour stenching.
15π 2π
Term used to describe Santa Claus's penis.
-Dude I actually think Santa Claus is pretty hot
--I know! I wanna jump on his jingle bell cock
22π 1π