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David: Hey did you see Jeffrey at church yesterday?
Jeremiah: No, he performed a Christian Bail
When a Jewish person performs martial arts.
Mark: Hey wanna learn how to box with me?
Harry: No, I only practice Jew Jitsu
When you get a hand/blow job, and are unable to remember it.
Brock: Hey man, have you had any action lately?
Kyle: I don't even know, I may have had a ghost job.
When something happens for the first time in history.
When Lebron scored 200 points, it was a Firstery.
When you have sex inside of a Lexus vehicle.
Eugene: Hey man did you guys bang in the car?
Thomas: Yeah! We actually had Sexus!