Christian Bail

To skip church on Sunday

David: Hey did you see Jeffrey at church yesterday?
Jeremiah: No, he performed a Christian Bail

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Spicker

A Mexican made sticker.

I just got a sweet Spicker from Raul's taco shop!!

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Vocal Asshole

A fart

Dude I had a few vocal assholes in math class today

Ghost Job

When you get a hand/blow job, and are unable to remember it.

Brock: Hey man, have you had any action lately?
Kyle: I don't even know, I may have had a ghost job.

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Flick Job

When you flick a penis until it cums.

Dude Amanda gave me the most AMAZING flick job last night.

Sexus

When you have sex inside of a Lexus vehicle.

Eugene: Hey man did you guys bang in the car?
Thomas: Yeah! We actually had Sexus!

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Pacific Rim

When you get an underwater rim job

-Hey dude how was the beach house with Casey last week?
--It was amazing, she gave me a pacific rim

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