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Tengo Sed

In Spanish means "I'm thirsty". Means someone is incredible horny.

Dude I HAVE to take Grace to bed frickin tengo sed.

by lockenload23 July 23, 2016

32👍 4👎


Firstery

When something happens for the first time in history.

When Lebron scored 200 points, it was a Firstery.

by lockenload23 August 2, 2016


Lunch Cock

Means a hot dog

Bro, I'm really craving a juicy lunch cock.

by lockenload23 April 19, 2016


what are you shitting

a way of asking what someone is going to get at a restaurant because it is what they will be pooping out later. (a play on words of what you are getting)

waiter: what are you shitting today?
Customer: um can i please shit two double doubles and fries, and my wife will be shitting a chocolate milkshake. thank you.

by lockenload23 March 12, 2017


SpicDonald's

A McDonald's restaurant operated by mostly Mexicans.

Dude I had a big mac from the SpicDonald's yesterday! It tasted like salsa!

by lockenload23 August 21, 2016


Stock Cock

An uncircumcised penis

-Dude I've been curious, have you been circumcised?
--No man, all we could afford was the stock cock.

by lockenload23 March 12, 2017

6👍 1👎


Flick Job

When you flick a penis until it cums.

Dude Amanda gave me the most AMAZING flick job last night.

by lockenload23 July 19, 2016