England's Wang

Another Word for the county of Cornwall

(look at a map)

Dan: Where are you off too for the summer bob?

Bob: Cornwall, on the train

Dan: So you'll be riding the rails down England's Wang

Bob: Pretty Much

Loddon

Rural backwater in the south of Norfolk, where under 18 chavs seem to think it's good place to get pissed

(it's name is literately Saxon for "bad water")

Chris: hey Jo I heard you were going out tonight, where too?

Jo: Loddon

Chris: LOL

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