2 for 1 Rule

A rule for throwing a party which states that for every two 2 girls you invite 1 will show and for every 1 guy you invite 2 will show.

Tony invited an equal amount of girls and guys to the party but because of the 2 for 1 rule the girls were outnumbered by 4 to 1.

Goon

A male at a party or social event who

1. Drinks excessive amounts of alcohol for the sole purpose of getting fucked up
2. Only socializes with other goons who are also guys

3. Is typically of larger size

4. Consumes only cheap alcohol revolving around Natty Daddys, Milwaukee's Best Ice, and PBR's

The goons at the party drank all of the Natty Daddy's.

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