dildo pouch

N. Derogative, Slang

A pouch for a dildo. A douchebag.
A cock pocket for dildos.
If you are a dildo pouch, you or others store dildos inside of you.

Can include stuck up teachers that act like they have a stick up their ass all the time.

Kevin: Hey Taylor!
Taylor: What?
Kevin: You're just one big dildo pouch!

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troika

noun: a threesome. Technically a threesome of any kind, but more recently it has been used in a sexual manner.

Bob: "You look tired, what were you up to last night?"
Bill: "Remember those two girls from the club? We had a troika last night."
Bob: "Niiice..."

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hoeliday

Noun
Pronounced "hO-liday" (like the O in grow, or in hoe)
A "hoeliday" is a national holiday for either
1. Farmers
or
2. Pimps

In some scenarios, pimping farmers can also have hoelidays. In all situations, hoeliday's include using hoe's for some purpose.

Me and my bitches get together on Thanksgiving for a hoeliday.

It's seed planting season! Time for another hoeliday!

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