morning glories

(n.) seeds containing the chemical LSA which when ingested in large amounts (over 150) can cause one to have a psychedelic experience similar to LSD.

I tripped hard last night on morning glories.

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mojo

(noun) A toilet paper tube stuffed with sheets of fabric softener, used to cover the smell of marijuana smoke. The inhaled marijuana smoke is exhaled through the mojo.

If we don't use a mojo, this room will reek of pot.

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deadhead

a person who greatly enjoys the music of the Grateful Dead and particularly the genius of Jerry Garcia.

My sister has been to 218 Grateful Dead shows...She's definitely a true deadhead.

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stone

(adj) relating to a high degree; absolute

She's a stone fox!

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fox

(noun) A beautiful and attractive woman

She's a stone fox!

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party hats

erect and mighty pointed nipples

Hey it must be cold out because your mom has her party hats on.

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J

(noun) short for joint. A marijuana cigarette.

You mind if I do a J?

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