jebem ti pičku materinu

jebem ti pičku materinu is a word, that comes from the Croatian Language, but also means the same thing in many other languages in the Balkan.

It is an alternative to the english word "fuck you motherfucker"

Bully: fuck you asshole
Someone: jebem ti pičku materinu
that one balkan kid: Oh shit he just roasted him

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Emily

There are 2 types of Emilys:

Type 1: That bitch who plays roblox, rides horses and is annoying af

Type 2: a beautiful and stunning girl.

Guy 1: Do you know emily?
Guy 2: Yes, she's annoying

piracy

Piracy is a crime, according to the government because the government doesnt get the sweet sales tax when you purchase a movie.

Piracy is not a crime, piracy is the best thing ever

dont forget to use a vpn when torrenting . also use qbittorrent instead of µt*rrent 🤮

Guy 1: I pirated the book of boba fett because i dont want to pay money to disney.

Guy 2: iSnT tHaT a CrImE?????
Guy 1: You are a crime. trash comes out of your mouth, and thats called littering, and as you know, littering is a crime, unlike piracy.

Fake depression

Someone who wants to get attention by faking a serious illness named depression. Mostly does these things:

-Post sad bart with VHS with some suicide stuff text typed.
-Sad edits
-listen to emo music
-has a tiktok account with depression videos (black screen with sad quotes and some deep music)
-use these emojis often: 😭💔😣😓🔪
-says that they are going to kill themselves
-says that they're alone and never have any friends (why the fuck ur lying)
-cuts her skin with some sharp shit stuff on purpose
-rarely blames it on someone else
-mostly a 9-13 y/o girl
-have a bart pfp with hearts around them
-openly shows how depressed they are
-plays gacha or roblox

fake depressed 13 year old girl: omg im so sad i want to kill myself *cries*
Guy: shut the fuck up you stupid fake depressed bitch who only wants attention you stupid asshole, you are embarrasing yourself
Guy's friend: why is that bitch always so sad
Guy: that bitch has fake depression,