Rebecca Black

A person who humans everywhere owe a lot to, thanks to her reminding us of the days of the week, and for addressing the horrible problem that many individuals face when deciding which seat to sit in in the car. Instantly recognisable for a heavily autotuned singing voice that sounds like a chipmunk.

Person 1: "So how did you go in your test?"
Person 2: "It was good, but I didn't know my days of the week."
Person 1: "Dammit, you should have used Rebecca Black!"

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Bieber Fever

A disease that results from being sick and tired of hearing about Justin Bieber all the time. This disease is a highly dangerous disease which can cause death, however, patients of Bieber Fever have sometimes resorted to suicide.

Teacher: "Where's Georgia?"
Student: "Um, she died last night."
Teacher: "How?"
Student: "Bieber Fever."
Teacher: "Oh no, I have Bieber Fever too. I'm just so tired of hearing about him, it's so irritating."
Student: "Careful, it's potentially fatal."

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