SCV

Spit Cum Vomit

I had this whore. She was all about the SCV.

10👍 24👎

lollerpiss

the need to urinate after too much lol'ing

zomg i need to lollerpiss, brb

MILTGB

Mum I'd Like To Gang Bang

H: 'You know Melissa?'
S: 'Yeah, why?'
H: 'She's a MILTGB'

3👍 2👎

crotch mullet

Business in the front (penis / vagina)

Party at the back (anus)

When your backside is hairier than your penis / vagina

1: Mate, I went down on this chick and she had a full on crotch mullet!

2: Dude. she could have at least shaved her ass! that's rank!