hanging Wedgie

A wedgie that hurts real bad as you are stuck on a tall object like a lamp post by your whitie tighties ( which I wear)

I'm walking to school with my 'friend' when the wind blows up my skirt and shows my ultra stretchy whitie tighties. Immediately my boxer wearing friend makes me drink tons of water and doesn't let me go to the loo in school. By this time I was desperate to pee.
My parents are away in California for a week and they won't be back home for anything so as we are coming out of school my friend begins to tell me she saw this weird poster thing on a street lamp. As we are walking to the lampost my friend asks me to shut my eyes when we get there. When we do get there I shut my eyes and she blindfolds me. As I am blindfolded she ties my hands behind my back and ties my feet together then she takes of my clothes and hangs me on the lampost by my whitie tighties and superglues my hands into A bag of water then she takes off my blindfold, climbs down the ladder she had borrowed from I don't know where because nobody comes down thereand leaves me there for a whole week. Just by coincedence a school newsreporter walks by looking for the girl in the white undies! ME!!!!! So thanks to my 'friend I am the wedgie victim of the whole school and just today I was given a hanging wedgie in cloakroom with tap left on. Great thanks 'friend'! Did I forget to mention I peed like 10 times a minute up there and my 'friend' let me down still in a major wedgie and fed me water every lunch break, morning, afternoon and sometimes even in the night while I was asleep.Also when I came home (my friend let me down) My little sis gave me an atomic wedgie, I peed and she told my older bro who then took me to the bathroom and hung me on the showerhead for the rest of the night. Whats more my Dad decided to give a messy wedgie in the morning at breakfast by stuffing jam down my pants and hitching them up super high. I went to change my pants but then my Mum, sis and bro rounded on me at the bathroom and locked me out of the bedroom then they hung me on the coat pegs inside of our hall ( for your imformation I still cannot reach them even with a chair) and they left me there for a week giving me water and my Dad stuffing messy things down my pants!

When I got back to school I was a victim and what a surprise I found myself hung on the flagpole in the school yard for another week being fed water and peeing myself dumb.
Then I was invited to my 'friends' surprise birthday party. I t was a surprise all right. We were playing blind mans buff and I was the blind man when I felt my whitie tighties being hooked up by something I pulled off my blindfold and to my horror a crane had me suspended in the air by my pants it left me there for another week and my butt hurts real bad!!!
i would tell you more about my horrific weggie life but it's all the same thing over and over again every day. It's soo not fair!

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