The body's reaction to something so unarousing that the penis shrinks back into the body, as to move away from the thing. Usually accompanied by disgust and/or shock, usually caused by nuns in spandex.
That chick gives me anti-boners.
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(verb) To repeat what someone else says verbatim, as if one were a parrot. Coined from the common pirate name of parrots, Polly
Dude, I'm just pollying what Andrew said. Don't shoot the messenger!
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Similar to teabagging, but done by a woman.
Teabagging with a vagina.
He looks terrible.
Maybe his girlfriend was vagbagging him last night.
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The conversion of a language or phrase into a dialect proper for use by bros.
"Joseph" -> "Broseph"
"awesome" -> "brahsome"
"community" -> "brommunity"
Creating such beautiful words requires mastery of the fine art of bromanization.
Christian whom people believe to be a Muslim
ex. Barack Obama
Coined by satirist Andy Borowitz
Tea Partier: OBAMA'S ONE OF THEM JIHADIST ISLAMOSOCIALIST MUSLIMS
Actual person: Umm...he's a Christian. I guess he's a Cruslim
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