Self Lie-solating

When you really don't want to do something, so your cover story is that you are in self isolation due to having Covid 19 symptoms.

Self Lie-solating: "Sorry boss, I have a cough and a sore throat, I will have to stay at home for ten days."

Then swiftly return to binge watch a new Netflix series.

That my friends is self lie-solation.

social distancy

When you are out with your mask on, keeping a safe two metre distance and see Covid19 rule breakers everywhere.

Hey where is your visor?? That's not very social distancy is it???

Karen tried to high five me before, I said "Karen, that's not very social distancy, elbow bump woman!"