Ryan

A confused gangster who shoots unstable niggers (which he may or may not call "Mondays"). He wears pink chonies especially when he is "going to the store" with his buddies. Do not let a Ryan look in the mirror too long or Pedro will possess his body. He adores his extremely hot girlfriend who is obsessed with him. Oh and his girlfriend is fucking awesome.

Ryan: looks in the mirror "damn!"

Laurel (hotter girlfriend): "i love you honey..."

Ryan: "You love me? Go make me a sandwich!"

Laurel: "fuck you Pedro."

Ryan: "... but i wuv you boo boo."

Laurel: "OK!!! :)"

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