The Dirty Elephant

When one person sticks their arm up someone else's ass, pulls poop out with their bare hand, and then eats it.

Jim: "Ugh, I can't believe I gave Tim the dirty elephant last night."

Mark: "Yeah, man. You'll never live that shit down."

John: "Haha I get it! Live that shit down! You so funny Mark."

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Russian Salad

During sex, this is when the male pulls out of the vagina and ejaculates all over her pubic hair.

Steve: "Yo, man, I gave Becky a Russian Salad last night."
Joe: "...God hates you."

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