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A highly illegal substance that has the same consistancy as cat shit but when smoked gets you higher than balls. Tastes somewhat like asian food and causes you to have the feeling of walking sideways down a set of stairs. If you smoke this you will live 4 years longer.
My friend Nick smoked some Jandro and he ran around my apartment naked and crying.
"Hey dude are you smokin on dat Jandro?"
-Everyone
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The definition of a teenager (most likely a guy) who does nothing but eat hella food, vape an eciggarete or smoke cigs, and sleep. This teenager does not shower and loves attention.
This is also the definition of anyone who doesn't shower and is funny as fuck for no real reason. You just laugh whenever they're around but not at their expense. Like a mentally handicapped kid.
Man this heavy nuts retardo was sleeping in my closet for three weeks. Glad I found him there before my closet reaked of ballsweat and cigs.
"Man this heavy nuts retardo came over and we laughed for hours for no reason. We ain't even smoked weed or nothin."
Is that a fucking fat joke?
A person who gets a tattoo on half of their arm and refuses to get any other tattoos. Any "Dr Halfsleeve" is also susceptible to getting a ridiculous tattoo such as a fat stripper or Asian lettering.
"Did you hear Dr Halfsleeve finally got another tattoo?"
"What is it?"
"A panda."
Dr Halfsleeve went to a job interview and was hired despite his tattoos. Tattood and employed.