George School

A Quaker school in the middle of butt-fuck no where Newtown Pennsylvania. The white kids with rich dads who own resorts and the wanna sound cloud rappers who smell like layered axe body spray, seem to really enjoy it here. However, the students that have a personality besides being either white, rich, or a theater kid want to leave. The food is unseasoned, and the chicken is raw. The teachers don't know what they're teaching about half the time, and the kids rarely care to listen. George School also has Meeting For Worship which is the only part of the school week in which we can actually get some shut eye before being rudely awaken by Tom's loud ass gong--unless of course he get possessed by the holy spirit, and traumatizing experience.

Linda: Oh my god you go to George School! That's so cool.
Me: No Linda, the Student health center couch gave me pink eye, and the food gave me food poisoning.

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