wxain

To apply a geek-like attention to detail to traditionally non-geeky activities.

I totally wxained this corset-I drafted the pattern with calculus!

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Tubes

The internet.

<i>The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck.

It's a series of tubes. </i>

"Does your apartment have tubes?"
"No, I'm still waiting on the cable company."

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Phonetertubes

Internet connectivity on a mobile phone.

Portmanteau of "phone" and "intertubes"

"I can't get any wireless here. How will we use Google maps now?"
"It's OK. I'll use them on the phonetertubes."