Pearl Harbor

To drop a used Japanese-brand condom (e.g. Kimono) on an unsuspecting sex partner's head after intercourse. Bonus points if: 1) It happens in Hawaii, 2) The condom-dropper is Japanese AND the victim is white OR in the US Navy.

After Kelly and I had sex, I waited until she was asleep and gave her the Pearl Harbor.

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