post-swaggerness

the feeling you get after going on a shopping spree

I felt very post-swaggerness after i left the American Eagle.

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Firefightin'

Driving round town looking for hot red heads that put out.

Hey y'all. How's about firefightin' tonight!? I feel a red head fetish comming on!

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merky

adj. used to describe a disgusting or nasty person.

guy 1:yumm. Those were good potatoe chips.

Guy 2: you merky dumbass you found those on the ground you don't know where they've been.

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Ananimous

Everyone's in agreement but noone knows why.

Obama: Hey everybody! Vote for me to be president!

Audience: Sure! We'll vote for you! (wait, what are we voting for him again?). I guess it's ananimous!

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