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a really hairy dude who eats poison, and is really good at the key game.
Did you hear what hardcore harry said about his donger being as big as his arm?
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a once tree dwelling creature who moved to the big city(tampa) to hang around with a whit kid, a hairy kid a kid whos name i think is cody and this girl that looks like the white kid, but then she cut her hair. Anyways he is an expert at ninja-ing and can dance like it aint nobodies business.
hey angel have you seen tarzan i got some business to discuss?
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your always right on time when its awesome time.
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a really great up and coming band. featuring michael on guitars, and on awesome, tarzan on guitar/bass and trumpet, with an occasional dance, turtle on guitar, and crazy-long orangutang arms, hardcore harry on lead guitar, and satan voice, then maybe some other cats on some other musical type things. their based in tampa florida, and their music can only be described as experimental uraguayin(from uraguay) techno, with some raggae, latin pop, and death metal roots. But basically their pure awesome, so you should check them out.
sloppy d and the uptown three is not a sexual enuendo... or is it?
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The secret arrow Cupid stores in his asshole. Anything stored in ones asshole for combat purposes.
Bad guy- "we took your quiver, you can't shoot us now!".
Cupid- *reaches behind him, groans "SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER! NEVER UNDERESTIMATE cupids butt-shaft"
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