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A town located in Austria
I'm serious, fucking is really a town.
I travel to fucking Fucking every fucking day of the fucking week.
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1. Snack food that can be in either hard or soft form, depending on what you like. Usually shaped in a knot, but can also be in rod form.
2. A secret weapon of Al-Qaeda and other terrorist organizations, although there have been no immediate fatalities yet.
1. I had a pretzel after lunch yesterday
2. George W. Bush almost choked on a pretzel while watching a football game.
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A Wal-Mart for the blue states
Blue Stater:I go to target. Where do you do your shopping?
Red Stater: Wal-Mart y'all.
Blue Stater: Go Back to your trailer park!
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The greatest pope of our time. He visited many countries, helped to end communism,and even forgave the guy who shot him. He ran rings around all of his predecessors.
Pope John Paul the Great will be greatly missed.
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Everyone's paycheck comes on thursday
all disneyworld employees are paid on thursday
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A proposed plan to build a new stadium for the Jets on the west side of Manhattan. Mayor Bloomberg promises it will bring revenue to the city, although many disagree. Will cost over 1 billion dollars to construct, most of which will come from our taxes.
The West Side Stadium plan sucks
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The people you pick on in high school and wind up working for as an adult
The geeky kid now owns a million dollar software company
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