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A meeting held by oblivious twits in a busy, public place such as a doorway, hallway, elevator or escalator exit.
"Sorry to interrupt the Door conference, I'm trying to get this patient to surgery!
To surreptitiously drop random products in a fellow shoppers cart at the supermarket. Only to be done if said shopper is obliviously leaving their cart unattended and blocking an aisle.
I just did a Triple Crown of a Cart Bomb! I dropped three feminine hygiene products in that guys' cart that was blocking three aisles!
An attention starved tattoo addict. They need to have as many tattoos as possible. Certain to live a life of regret when the middle age sag causes all that ink to look like greasy smears....
"I don't mean to be an Ink twinkie but I have a 2 inch area on my foot that I can squeeze another swallow of star on. Which one should I do?"
A parent manipulating or parking an S.U.V.-sized stroller with no regard to anyone trying to past or around them.
I was trying to get out of the grocery store but this f--ing Stroller-tard was blocking the exit.
Any "homeless" person who trades on the pity of animal lovers by having a dog with them to illicit pity (for the dog) and therefore, more hand-outs. Forcing a helpless animal to squat in the inclement weather in order to support their manipulative owner.
I felt sorry for that Dog Pimp and gave him another 10 pound bag of dog food. He seems to go through one a day....
Hippy wannabe marinated in Patchouli to mask the scent of pot smoking and disdain of hygiene. Often seen at vegan festivals, any protests and incense stores. Wears Birkenstocks and work socks in the coldest winter months.
Often interchangeable with Waspafarian.
That Patchoulian just tried to sell me a poem!
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A reference to formerly junky "Comfort Food" diner concoctions, now up-graded and regarded as haute cuisine among the Hipster Elite.
"Did you try the grain-fed veal baloney and Icelandic goat cheese 'n' macaroni at The Greez And Spoon? It's SO Avant Lard..."
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