When a camera has limited zoom functionality one can walk closer to the target to obtain the required zoom effect.
John, the lighthouse looks very small in the cameras viewfinder.
Jim, we will use ambulatory zoom.
John, which button enables that?
Jim, we just walk closer!
A term used when someone has released a pungent fart.
Joe: Look out Dave has just dropped his back, evacuate the room
The brown writing on the bottom of the pan after the previous occupant has had a particularly satisfying experience. Can be used for fortune telling in a similar manner to tea leaves.
When I stared into the depths there be hieroglyphs.
11👍 2👎
A good shit and some.
Joe, You were a long time in the toilet.
Jack, Yes last nights vindaloo caused an excretial extravaganza.
Knacker Laquer
Adds lustre to your cluster
and glitter to your shitter.
Joe: John has improved his looks since getting a new girl fred.
Fred: Yes I bet he is even using Knacker Laquer to impress.
A term refering to pathetic fire power or fighting ability.
Dave, did you watch Star Trek last night?
Pete, yes but the Enterpise couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.
A comment made by a pearson who has just passed wind to inform those present of the event.
Similar to "more tea vicar".
Joe just passed wind and issued the obligatory good arse comment.