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1.To have intense phone sex.
2. To crank call your friend and have them completely fall for it.
" have you talked to that kinky bitch,Amanda, recently"
" hell yea, I can't wait to telebone her again tonight."
" I can't believe Ryan fell for my crank call"
" yeah you totally teleboned him."
when a person accuses you of something unexpectedly while asking you rhetorical questions
Guy1: oh my god! you scratched my car
Guy2: actually it wasn't-
Guy1:do you know how much this will cost to fix?
Guy2: ummm..
Guy1: are you just going to stand there? Huh?
Guy2: well i didnt do-
Guy1:do you speak fuckin English?
Guy2:Damn if you'd stop with this quization and shut the fuck up maybe you could hear me. Shit!
*Guy1 stays quiet* ohhhhhh snap.
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a person who is white or light skinded (meaning not black) and is utterly annoying and/or has a big ego for no reason
"hey,hey, hey, you guess what... hey you..."
"STFU alabasterd"
"I love my face its so nice and clear and ohmigosh lardifafiida..."
"If you dont get ur alabasterd ass out my face ima flip."
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a person who is white or light skinded (meaning not black) and is utterly annoying and/or has a big ego for no reason ;an insult
"hey,hey, hey, you guess what... hey you..."
"STFU alabasterd"
"I love my face its so nice and clear and ohmigosh...blahblabaa"
"If you dont get ur alabasterd ass out my face ima flip."
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awesome state of awkwardness when you realize all is well.
Commuter 1: Hey? Do I know you from somewhere?
Commuter 2: Ummm.. hey yeah! You're that guy who stole my bike a week ago.
Commuter 1: Oh that was your bike?Well, you shouldn't be to mad because I only rode a block before that thing gave out and i sprang my wrist.
Commuter 1: Ha! well it was old...
Commuter 2 : This feels like a sundrea moment.
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a fucking awesome,weird ass girl who loves the world and every one on it even if they all hate her. usually goes by sunny. Name is constantly mispronounced, doesn't judge and may cause love at first sight.
Fuck face 1: who's that weird looking chick wit da hair?
Fuck face 2: idunno but i kinda like her already she must be Sundrea.
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the sacred stuff on top of or inside your desk used to entertain you and no one else
Guy 1: hey, this is a cool little thing you-
Guy 2 : No! Stop touching stuff you're messn' up my desk mojo.
Guy 1: Ok bro chill.