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When u jerk off and jump repeatedly while screaming "IM IN SPACEEE" before cumming all over the planets
Guy: dude i masturbated last night and it was one of those gravitational masturbation ones and I nutted all over the solar system
Dude: I nutted all over my neighbors roof last night and had to spend a day in prison
Boneless boner is when you are aroused without getting an erection
Guy: dude i got a boneless boner last night when I saw this transexual midget threesome porno
Dude: boneless boners are the shiit