Mosaic

A highly fucked up phone commonly associated with iPhone users

My phone went full mosaic when my fat ass friend sat on it.

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Ghost fund

A sort of hedge fund that is invisible to the government and tax implications. It is a legal loophole to use cryptocurrency to get around the bureaucratic policies that would usually stop normal individuals from starting a hedge fund. It does not exist as far as taxes are concerned

I invested in a ghost fund last year. Despite me making money using that investment vehicle, I claimed the taxes in my name instead.