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cat

A cat is a furry asshole who could care less about your feelings. They intentionally ignore you. The only way to get to a cats heart is to give them salami, tuna, or other meats of some sort. Humans call fat cats chonky. cats are also all over the internet. People record their cats doing weird things. Cats may be mean but they are cute. there is a saying, if you give a cat salami he'll be your homie and of course its true. cats may be mean but we love them and one day hopefully they will love us back.

My cat just scratched me but i forgive him because he ate a big bug. Never mind he just threw up on my carpet.

by loovserxlovxer April 3, 2020

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senpai

imagine your a school girl and your upper classmen/senpai ignores you and treats you like a child but you also think hes hot you will mostly hear it in anime unless you go to a school full of yander cosplayers.

notice me senpai!!!

by loovserxlovxer April 3, 2020

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