scenetails

The pointless pigtail-like hairdo scene girls with short inverted haircuts sometimes sport. The only way it's like regular pigtails is because it consists of two ponytails. Instead of being on either side of the head they are located at the bottom of the back of the head a couple inches apart.

l: dammit,i need a haircut again
d: why?
l: lol idk
l: ehhh i dunno
l: i might grow it out some
l: i always say that htough
l: then i chop it all off
d: hahah
d: as long as you can have pigtails I won't mind ; hahah
l: hahaa i can only have scenetails
d: those're still acceptable.

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what the fuck hand

A usually unwarranted expression of anger given by one driver to another when they want the other drivers to be doing something illegal or dangerous but they refuse to. A "what the fuck hand" is performed by an open palm facing up in a manner that says "What the fuck?" to a nearby driver.

I was driving 40 mph down Woodman and this old man behind me became moderately pissed and gave me a what the fuck hand. Apparently to secure his happiness he must always be doing at least 10 over the speed limit.

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