belt sander

Varient of tool. Someone who is more annoying than, say, having an beltsander pressed to any part of your person.

Hey, here comes Bill. I can't stand this tool. What a friggin' belt sander.

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schmucktard

1. A total douchebag with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
2. Someone you just want to grab by the throat and punch/headbutt in the face.
3. Clay Aiken.

I saw Clay Aiken on The Tonight Show the other night and man, what a schmucktard that guy is. I wanted to reach though the TV and wring his neck.

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rusty dump truck

a girl one might fuck for purely utilitarian reasons. i.e. fat and nasty, but willing.

Scott rationalized sleeping with that Rusty Dump Truck the other night because let's face it, it was late and he hadn't been laid in like a year. There was also Jägermeister involved.

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tatt bitch

1. Texting All The Time Bitch

As in: “one of them tatt bitches…” (noun):

A girl who is always texting someone on her cell no matter where she is, especially a female bartender at work that loves the “instant drama” of the text message and is always complaining about some random “asshole” guy making you believe that she just doesn’t want you to hit on her or that you could be the next “asshole” guy, depending on how you play it…

JOHN: “The new bartender is one of them tatt bitches…”

SCOTT: “Sweet, I’m all over that Inbox. See how it goes…....”

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