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when you haven't kissed anyone in a long time so you are experiencing a drought.
person 1 : omg did she just kiss...
person 2: she did her drought has ended
this little piggy went to market. this little piggy got roast beef. this little piggy went chasing alissa his lover who he may or may not have a chance.
person 1: oh do you see that pig over there
person 2: no mate thats my bruv jack spence
person 1: hes such a queen sometimes
She has a (rich) baby daddy that takes her to the Maldives where she meets famous people like Rita ora. (Will Smith) often sweeps her away for the weekend on his magically flying carpet. (Micheal Jackson) is dead but alive in her soul while she listens to him in her dreams. (Justin Bieber) even sing this to her all night long........ Rain Drop Drop Top. When I met you girl my heart went knock, knock, Now the butterflies in my stomach won't stop stop.
Person 1: OMG!!!! look at that sexy rich girl that has Justin Bieber drooling.
Person 2: That must be a Shakira.
Person 1: Um, no way girlfriend thats obv a Mia Brodalka.
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