Louis Tomlinson

Louis Tomlinson, widely known as the sassmasta from doncasta, is the most savage, sassy little shit to walk the earth. give that bitch a carrot and suspenders and he'll smack you with his boyfriends gucci handbag and then walk away while showing off his ass, bigger than Kim's. He signed a contract with Eleanor Calder but won't admit it, it is believed that the contract will end late June 2020 (next month). Call him smol and he outta teach your flat ass a lesson or two because he's 5"9. Mess with him and your dead.

Harry (to the other One Direction boys): Yo look at my hubby, he's so smol and sexy.
Louis Tomlinson(to harry): SHUT THE FOOK UP! I WILL FOOK YOU UP

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Dakota

Dakota's are generally quite athletic, genuine and caring. They generally are really really good looking, so hawt and most guys would 'tap that'. Dakota's also generally date James or Harrisons. However, they can be quite stubborn and tough to deal with. Although most people are in love with them, they are also hard to win over. If you want a Dakota in your life, i'd suggest working hard and not stuffing up!

Guy 1: Omg, that Dakota is sooo hawtt!
Guy 2: Ikr, id totes tap that