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A type of lesbian, that conforms with the scientific research that people are born gay. These women always have a ring finger that is longer than their index finger, larger, slightly masculine hands, the whurl of hair on the back of their heads naturally turns anti clockwise.
These are traits formed because of a higher level of testosterones in the womb during birth. Having these traits does not mean someone is a lesbian, she must also be attracted to women. This is just a very common type of lesbian. Equally, not having these traits does not mean you are not gay.
Friend - "Woah your hands are huge"
Red blooded Lesbian - "You should see my penis"
Friend - "Woah your hands are tiny!"
Lesbian - "So are yours"
Friend - "Ya, but your a Dyke"
Lesbian - "But Im not a red blooded dyke, duh!"
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Radio telifis Eireann
The national broadcaster in Ireland
Sheila:Hey did you watch gilmore girls on rte last night?
Me: Oh my god, was it really on on rte?
Sheila: No, I was just kidding
Me: Not funny
Sheila: It seems like they're never going to show it again
Me: Man they're so stingy
Sheila: Thank god we've still got Tg4
Me: yea, it totally rocks!!
Sheila: Sile, especially.One tree hill, the oc, what I like about you, pimp my ride, everwood, lizzie mcguire.
Me: ah if only rte would stop being so stingy
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The best freakin show in the world.
Shown in many countries all over the world, translated into the local language. Unfortunatly it is currently NOT showing in Ireland, because RTE will not show it because they are too stingy
THE FIRST KISS OF LUKE AND LORELAI IN GILMORE GIRLS(excluding dream)
Lorelai: What are you doing?
Luke: Will you just stand still
(he kisses her, then stands back looking at her.She steps forward)
Luke: What are you doing?
Lorelai: Will you just stand still
(She kisses him, awwwww)
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A person, usualy female, who is presents themselves in a sexual way, that is also quite childlike. Usually the female presents quite innocent for the benefit of male attention. The phrase was popularised in 30 Rock, Season 5 Episode 16, and later by the Taylor Swift song Anti-Hero. An early example of a sexy baby is Persephone in Greek mythology who acted childlike and was abducted by her uncle and forced to be a child bride.
"We act like Marilon Monrone was a feminst icon, but she's just basically a sexy baby". "Persephone of the Greek myths is such as sexy baby. She was plucking red poppies in her spontaneous, childlike way when her dark uncle Hades burst through the earth and abducted her in his iron chariot then made Persephone his unwilling bride." "I'm glad that Paris Hilton has stopped speaking in a drawl like sexy baby, she's a business tycoon, it didn't suit her"
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