I’m birthday

Used when trying to express that you are a birthday. Another way to say that you love birthdays; without actually having to say it. Sometimes misheard: ‘I’m gay,’ but you need to get your ears checked. They did not say ‘I’m gay,’ they clearly said ‘I’m birthday.’

“I’m birthday, it’s pretty unfortunate isn’t it, Eleanor?”

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Can I give you a bow tie

Another way of asking to give someone a blow job.

“Lou, can I give you a bow tie?” “I’d love it if you’d just wait.”

Kevin

Another name for a pigeon.

“Kevin? KEVIN??”