This theory is the same exact concept as the pickle and/ or olive theory, but for pothead significant others. If the relationship has one person who is a master at rolling and a master at getting high, then the relationship is at an equilibirum. This is best explained by the phenomenon of âopposites attracting.â Since there is always one person who knows how to roll and another who wishes how, the compatibility of both partners are being constantly tested.
* This does not guarantee that someone who can roll and someone who cannot are perfect matches. It is simply a trope found in stereotypical stoner couples and is a better argument than the olive or pickle theory itself.
Friend: âYeah, me and my girl are pretty close. We smoke a lot but I donât know how to rollâ¦â
Me: âSounds like THE ROLLING THEORY to me bro. Does she roll all the time or do you bring your piece?â
Friend: âI donât even have a bong! I bring weed and she always insists we match, I think I might have to put a ring on that finger!â
Me: âHooray!!!!â