covidometre

Covidometer: A unit of measuring distance and make space for being safe from someone who is infected by covid19, equal to 1,080 Centimetres.

The distance that must be kept by people from whom is infected by covid19.
"He have to keep covidometre from his close friend"

Smelligator

Rare, attractive biped known for its overwhelming stench (smell) and giant, crushing mandibles (like a gator).

Why, look at that fetching underbite...and man is she stank. That must be Smelligator.

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