pleb

PLEB is an abreviation of PLEBIAN.A commoner in ancient rome and also modern paignton in devon england.

Look at that PLEB he still thinks shell suits are fashionable.

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ham shandy

Masturbation,wanking,frigging off,spanking the monkey.

Whenever I am feeling randy
my only recourse is a good HAM SHANDY

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futter

Refers to the sound of slapping against the buttocks during sex.FUTTERING

If you want to earn your bread and butter.
best you learn then how to futter

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wrinkly

An elderly person.
An old croc face.
An old fart.
An old aged pensioner.

I was was taking a walk on Budleigh salterton beach the other day and an old WRINKLY stepped out from a beach hut.
He was bollock naked.

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hambone

Southern usa slang for penis.

"I'M goin down south get my HAMBONE boiled,these women uo north done made it spoiled." (FROM BLUES SINGER HAMBONE WILLIE NEWBURN)

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half stiffy

HALF STIFFY means a half erect penis.

As I was soaping myself down in the shower I noticed the p.e teacher was watching with a HALF STIFFY.

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going down south

The performance of oral sex,usually cunnilingus but may also refer to fellatio.

I'M GOING DOWN SOUTH on this one yum yum.

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