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Bugman

A person who doesn't believe in god, is at least triple vaccinated and plays excessive amount of video games. Bugman are typically unemployed, fatherless and follow their mothers lead. They trust mainstream information sources and are triggered by any evidence that forces them to see reality. Bugman have no sense of direction, lack drive and remain pessimistic about the future. They don't see themselves as the leading factor to their own demise and have a high sense of entitlement. Bugman prefer to engage over the computer, they struggle to maintain relationships and have low interest in women. Their lack of life achievement often brings them to find happiness in virtual reality, consumerism and video games!

- I haven't heard from Matt, is he coming over today?

- No, nobody has heard from Matt! Every time i go on my phone he's just playing video games!
- Give him a call?
- No don't bother, he will just tell you he's "busy" and play with his new virtual reality headset that he just bought on sale from amazon!
- That's crazy!!! Matt needs to get a job and stop being a Bugman

by lowestpartofmylife July 17, 2024

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