Bisexual

Somebody with an attraction to two or more genders. Doesn't just apply to cisgender men/women. A bisexual may be sexually attracted to trans men/women or non-binary folks also, but they can also exclusively be attracted to cisgender women/men. Bisexuality is not a phase or a choice. Bisexuals are not greedy sex addicts either. Many roll up their pants and tuck in their shirts. Why? Nobody knows, it's a mystery. They also have a habit of doing random and awkward hand motions. Although it may be for some, bisexuality is not a just a pit stop to being gay/lesbian.
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Jill: "OMG, have you heard about Halsey?
Jane: "Yah her music is dope."
Jill: "Yeah but I just found out she's Bisexual and I think I'm bout to die from happiness!!!"
Jane: "👁👄👁

mc fruddle doodle squeeze me

an expression, usually exclaimed with an element of surprise or strong emotion (anger, happiness, etc)

Similar to: "crikey", "omg", "sh*t!", "oh f*ck me!", "skrib dub diddly darn!", etc.

Person1:
tf excuse me
you are fucking amazing
and if you think other wise your fucking wrong
periodt
end of discussion

Person2: mc fruddle doodle squeeze me ma'am

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