half dead fun

Chinglish words. When you are in the middle of a masturbation, your vibrator turns out of juice.

1.5 hours for full battery charge no more half dead fun!

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dildolism

The same meaning as dildoism

All her life she had implicit faith in dildolism.

Vibrellarator

It's a new design that combines vibrator and umbrella, with the vibrator hidden in the handle of the umbrella. Thanks to this invention, ladies will never forget their umbrellas, or their vibrators :)

Doris: Omg...where is my umbrella?
Bob: You forget again? Think about where is your vibrator.
Doris: Oh yes! I left it in my bedroom, thank todd the vibrellarator invention is genius!!