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Lozzy is a a special breed of human that love loud music
a lozzy will do any thing it cant to recreate loud music in various forms and any way possible
a lozzy can befound in many different locations
a) by a bass bin in a night club
b) by a loud vehicle
c) fiddle with the volume control in dixons or currys
a lozzy will get very annoyed and aggitated if it cant play loud music
look sheila theres a lozzy by the bass bin lets catch it!
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A starfish bite is when your starfish bites on your under garments and leaves a brown bite mark, on average these are the size of a 5p but this can depend on the size of the starfish.
A starfish bite shouldn't be confused with a skid mark.
A starfish bite isn't fatal.
Looks like a starfish bite in those undies Jon!
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